2021.09.21 03:42 NotPoofesure FUCK RELICKED GUITARS
I FUCKING HATE RELICKED GUITARS. There, I said it. If you own a relicked guitar you are a BITCH ASS POSER and I hope you die slowly and painfully of undiagnosed syphilis, even though that is unlikely because syphilis is sexually transmitted and no one wants to have sex with a BITCH ASS POSER with a RELICKED GUITAR. I can almost imagine some self-righteous hipster CUCK reading this and smirking. “What if I just like the way it looks?” Well, what if I like the way YOUR HEAD looks after I bash it in with a crowbar like you deserve, you STUPID BITCH??????????? I’m literally shaking right now. Who the FUCK gave you the right to LIE to your audience like that, to flaunt that poly-finished ATROCITY AGAINST GOD as though its artificially weathered body and contrived imperfections were a product of your own blood, sweat, and cum. I want to throw up every time I see it. You’re a POSER. A FILTHY FUCKING POSER who couldn’t handle a real woman even if by some ungodly miracle you got the chance, a real woman whose every nick and scar was formed under the pressure of your fingers and the thrust of your body against hers, whose flaking finish and stained wood spell out a story of wild hopes, hidden fears, and ethically dubious sexual urges. Of wild gigs and nights spent on the open road, of years of practice, of the day my wife left me after finding me with the headstock buried in my rectum up to the seventh fret, furiously jerking off onto my Walrus pedalboard. Oh god, Angela. Please come back, I can explain everything. Please. Every day without you is torture, and every night I cry myself to sleep with only my ‘59 Les Paul to keep me company. I lie awake in bed and stroke her gently, the cracking nitrocellulose rough against my skin that yearns so deeply for human touch. Angela, please. At least let me see the kids, I’ll do anything Angela I’m begging you
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2021.09.21 03:42 xponentialdesign Head*Spin | by Vincent Ménard
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2021.09.21 03:42 Klingenmeis Toto Wolff schlägt drittes Auto und 30 Formel-1-Teilnehmer vor
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2021.09.21 03:42 ayorke69 Tuesday afternoon is never ending
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2021.09.21 03:42 Suoggo Por que estamos todos tão tristes? A vida costumava não ser assim antigamente :(
2021.09.21 03:42 heckingcomputernerd [discussion] current state of jailbreaking tl;dr
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2021.09.21 03:42 nitwitx Finally got blessed with a 250ug sheet after 6months of no trips and search lol..so excited
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2021.09.21 03:42 MidwesternRailroadCo What is an old WW2-era song that is good?
2021.09.21 03:42 fukitol- (rant) Seriously nobody on the deep web can design shit and it's frustrating
I try to find this site or that. Simple shit. And it's 200 CAPTCHAs that can't scale worth a fuck and exist outside my screen at the lowest zoom, UI controls that respond for absolute shit, buttons that make fuck all of sense.
Are terribly designed websites a badge of pride in this case? Why the fuck does nobody take pride in their shit. Wasn't too long ago we had decent markets with competent devs.. where the fuck did the pride of ownership go?
The people that operate the sites these days should be ashamed of what they produce. They're just bad.
/rant i guess
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2021.09.21 03:42 FuriousAlbino Roxbury council candidate seeks recount
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2021.09.21 03:42 Azy1e Is there mouse and keyboard support on PS5?
2021.09.21 03:42 Joelblaze Should I have expected anything else?
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2021.09.21 03:42 StoicSmile- Apes lately.. 💎🙌
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2021.09.21 03:42 BIGBADAUD99 SpeakerIntellegent49 do not make the Auditor Sucks Sussy Balls flair
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2021.09.21 03:42 Peekaabu (PART 4 VOLUME 3 PART 7)Not all memories are a tragedy's.For Pre pub release today. Had to show my side of Ferdinand
2021.09.21 03:42 NewsElfForEnterprise Covid: Vaccine volunteers sought for children's second dose study
2021.09.21 03:42 Snake_Plissken224 A photo from a parents friend who works at a church....not sure if I should tell her this is from a movie that is about how bad religion can be...
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2021.09.21 03:42 fhihhghriw Chop
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2021.09.21 03:42 666cookie666 Just jamming on a train.
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2021.09.21 03:42 Character-Command-69 Bruhh ..
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2021.09.21 03:42 absumo Longtime GOP operatives charged with funneling Russian national’s money to Trump, RNC
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2021.09.21 03:42 DankKiller_Pat [Academic] What time do you eat breakfast? (Everyone)