are slash intile parent )(karen) is so dumb

2021.10.21 17:41 maetloaf are slash intile parent )(karen) is so dumb

So... It was one faithful evbening in america.. when all of a sudden a kar-


ek = entile kid

ok now continue

so.. ahem.. *clears throat* the number one cause for cancer.. is karen (and instagram). Top ten reasons why:

  1. Karen's are entile. Need I say more (the answer is no! (list over))

ok so cintiniung the story. When I was twelve and playing gememoterey dash on my thrid phone (fiorst phone is for looking at meme (on dank memes) and the second phone is for watching npesta videos (only on thursdays), the third phone is for gemememememtory dash, and the forth is for walroose's_fart.mp3 (iphone 1,000,000))) (all the other ones are andoids)

all of the sudden. Karen (aka entiled mother :>:( (ek)). Hi ma name is karen: (that's what karen said)

me: how did I already know?
karen: That's a really nice phone you got there, I also like to play geometry dash on my phone as well, my hardest is omega interface

me: shut karin. You are entile and also........ I don't talk to entile people (youreself included) and that's when karen said this: what are those (wearing extremely yeezys (kanye's favorite)) also karen: I ain't saying she a gold digger (kanye lyrics)* (read footnote at the bottom)

So now that the footnote's over.. so we can talk about how much ebtter I am than karen.. I told karen "My hardist is actually omega interface 2 so I am better than you:"

karen (nicely): oh.. cool

keanu reaves (apprearing to save me): I have a gun karen *shooting at karen* also.. in case you didn't know (u are prolly a normie) I am keanu (reeves)

karen: Don't SHOOT ME!!!!! *dodges the bullet*
keanu reeves: not so fast karen.. earlier today I was in the item room and I got godhead


keanu: just kidding I already had godhead

end of story

me: thanks keanu for that
me: okay so keanu reeves please turn a woman right now.. and also fart.. and also a horse.. and also.. name yourself walroose

walroose reeves: I am even more breathtaking now

30 seconds later

oh.. walroose, I'm about to finish

zylenox: mind if I join?

me: the day keeps getting better

guess I won't be needing this anymore *throws away iphone 1,000,000)

morel of the story, android is better than apple
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2021.10.21 17:41 FutureMobile4 Generic Dragon Ball Fanfic WIP Part 2

Hey everyone, sorry this jump is taking so long but life and writer's block are getting in the way. This is what I currently have so far and I would like your opinions on it. Drawbacks, Items, Perks, Scenarios, what do you think I should add and what should I change?
Here's the WIP: Generic Dragon Ball Fanfic WIP
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2021.10.21 17:41 owl_maks Ah yes cause the only logical option is abuse (I know it's probably fake like most green texts)

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2021.10.21 17:41 alicianicole2002 Children who had more than two parents, what was it like?

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2021.10.21 17:41 funfunfun1992 My (28M) (now ex-) fiancee (27F) recently ended our relationship.

We both love each other but she couldn't deal with the lack of independence that she had in our relationship. I suffer from mental health issues and in the middle of a global pandemic I became dependent on her and she felt she had no freedom. I also became very sad and refused help - arguing I was fine. There's lots to unpack in this relationship but I know I have behaved badly in bits and I'm now working on a lot. I fucked up with my behaviour around sex and it made her feel pressured and that makes me feel sick. But it happened and I have to accept that and grow from it.
Ultimately, I know the mistakes I made but I just wish she had told me about her feelings surrounding feeling smothered and lacking in independence. Because if she had, then I'd have fixed it and understood, maybe not immediately but I'd have definitely made a good effort on it. And deep down, I think she knows that was a missed opportunity for us to live a happier life together (and possibly still be together).
I'm now in therapy, and working on loving myself as an individual and encouraging her to do the same. It's just hard because as I said, we love each other. And ultimately, i want to spend the rest of my life with her. But I don't know if the damage is done.
I have no idea how to move on because she means the world to me and her happiness is the most important thing - meaning if I have to walk away, i will but I love her so much.
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2021.10.21 17:41 Successful_Oil_4283 Fan de monogatari?

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2021.10.21 17:41 AutoNewspaperAdmin [World] - Woman charged in submarine spy case to remain locked up | Toronto Star

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2021.10.21 17:41 Armer101 Does alcohol taste good or bad..?

View Poll
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2021.10.21 17:41 Phiddit1301 Loveletter to the fans

.. or better described as Document for getting forced put into psychiatry cuz of becoming mad and offended AF.
Them last specialists gave me the rest.
Im out.
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2021.10.21 17:41 Zennred Evelyn West and her pistol

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2021.10.21 17:41 Actual_Steak1107 HRA

Hello, how do I use the funds from my employer that is in a β€œHRA”?
Florida employer, doctor is in Georgia if that helps..
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2021.10.21 17:41 leninmarx12 I need help

Why Pakistan is divided into regions?? Please help
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2021.10.21 17:41 igroos New species of killer whale discovered, hunts large sea mammals: report

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2021.10.21 17:41 raydondee Anyone else having fun with 50/50 GMen Ingram card

Lol my 92 speed TE on a drag or crossing route is so cheese right now. I play in legend division guys are dedicating three defenders to stop him. Please remember this is a video game not real life. In Madden speed is the most important stat. It's the main reason everybody has raiders theme team(non me) can't wait to put edge threat on LT tonight. 92 speed
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2021.10.21 17:41 plagueofphoenix Help identify? Had it "burned" into my memory after offering excrement. Belphegor possibly?

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2021.10.21 17:41 TyrJu First time owning a Kia: 2022 Carnival SXP!

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2021.10.21 17:41 Bruxed_TTV Selfmade

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2021.10.21 17:41 BoredPotato6 Help

So I've recently come to the terms that I'm transgender ftm, but I use he/they pronouns. If I'm being honset I do not rlly mind she/her pronouns but I prefer he or they. Can I be transgender and a demi boy? But use all pronouns?
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2021.10.21 17:41 AutoNewspaperAdmin [World] - UN: Excluding women from peace talks risks more conflict | Toronto Star

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2021.10.21 17:41 korabdrg [SP] Are three days without food too much?

It's been three days. Is three too much? In days without food and water yes. Master hasn't fed me for three days and I can't think straight. But that's all right. Master is a good human.
He always feeds me well, except for the last three days. He also pets me but also punishes me by pouring water over me once a week, but he means well. He calls it "washing". I don't like washing.
Me and Master have been together for many years, and I made a deal with him - I give him my heart and he feeds and pets me. Great deal! It hasn't always been just me and Master, there was also Stephanie, Lilly, and miss Natalie. Miss Natalie was scared of me. Heck! I didn't do anything to be scared of. I'm a good buy. Master always tells me I'm a good boy.
One day Master ordered me into the going fast machine and we were all there. I was so happy. I tried to bite the wind from the window because I wanted to protect Master and his family. My family.
But Master was always looking at a rectangle in his hands. Why do humans always look at their rectangles? Every day they point their rectangle at me. I don't know what to do so I just smile. I love life.
Master was looking at his rectangle in his hands and then another going fast machine was coming at us. I barked and tried to bite it. I protect my family! But Master didn't see the other going fast machine until it was too late.
A bigger going fast machine came later and took Master, Stephanie, Lilly, and miss Natalie. I ran behind them until we stopped at a big white house. They wouldn't let me in because I'm not a human.
I stayed outside and waited for my family. I love my family.
After so long, I see Master come back. I'm so happy. My heart is pumping so much. Master is here! Master, why are you sad? Maybe I need to love him even more. Master, where are Stephanie, Lilly, and miss Natalie?
Ever since that day Master is sad. Master pours water from his eyes every night and watches a bigger rectangle. In this rectangle, there is Stephanie, Lilly, and miss Natalie. Maybe they are there? Why are me and Master not with them? Master says "It's my fault. I'm a terrible person!" every night while watching the bigger rectangle. That's not true. Master is not terrible. He is the best!
Master took out a rope three days earlier and I hopped around happy for a walk. I love walking. Sometimes I see small dogs too. But Master didn't connect the rope to my collar. No. It's another rope. It's a new rope. I think Master is trying to take himself for a walk as he puts it in his neck. Does Master have another Master that takes him out for a walk? No, he just ties the other side of the rope to the ceiling. Maybe it's a new game. Let's wait.
Master is on a chair now, but I never saw this game before. Heck. I'll wait and see what's what. Oh no, he slipped away from the chair. If it wasn't for the rope keeping him up he might've fallen down and gotten hurt.
Master has been still for so long. Maybe he's asleep from the ceiling. Maybe that's the game. Okay, I'll sleep under you Master.
I know - let's play fetch! Here's the ball Master. Master? Okay, we can play fetch when you feel like it.
I'll bop his feet and let him know I'm hungry. Master, can you feed me? Please?
Okay, Master, you'll feed me when you feel like it. I'll wait for you but remember our deal - I gave you my heart but you haven't fed me or pet me in so long.
Don't worry, I love you so much.
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2021.10.21 17:41 Kik-The-Bucket 30 [M4F] Anywhere/Canada - Come and meet the most interesting man in my apartment

You're staring at your phone, you're bored, you've already scrolled through all your favorite subreddits and my god there is just not anything interesting anymore.
What you need is a man who can step into those boring moments, enter your life when you need him most, be there at your most desperate times and say
And do I have the guy for you.
Do you want a man who can blow up your phone with dumb selfies, long rants, and general excitement? Then have I got a man for you.
Do you want a man who has done a little bit of everything in life? From construction worker, to theatre actor, to manager, and more? Then lemme tell you, this man's life experience is second to none
Do you want someone who can shift from intense conversations about the world, life's difficulties, or career silly talk about favorite shows, books, sports, games, or just flirting like school kid? Then come on down
If that sounds good to you, then tell me what makes YOU so interesting anyways, then we can get this party started
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2021.10.21 17:41 Daamm26 Theory?

Ok. So I was rewatching both trailers with a friend, analysing it scene by scene. And in the first scene where Riddler is taping a man's head, I notice this person was familiar. So when I went to the second trailer and... well this person look just like Alfred!
Look at his outfit and the wound in the left side of the head.

Then look at Alfred's scar and his outfit. It's the same!
So that's is my theory? Or discovery? I don't know. I didn't see anyone talk about that so I'm saying it. I'm sorry if there's mistakes in the text btw, I'm brazilian.
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2021.10.21 17:41 mopeiobebeast Getting the inside of your car washed whether you want to or not.

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2021.10.21 17:41 Matchakitkat_5 [LF] spooky carriage, fire pit, valiant statue [FT] name your price

I can offer NMTs, bells, gold, stars, your wish list.. anything.. let me know :)
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