$LILM Waiting for Buy signal on LILM https://t.co/RLIS0Zb2Yf

2022.01.27 10:34 ShortAlgo $LILM Waiting for Buy signal on LILM https://t.co/RLIS0Zb2Yf

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2022.01.27 10:34 MadWlad Can someone help me with 10€? Need the money for 3X30 Relvar Elipta inhaler (Asthma)

Had no luck getting art commissions this month and I'm already in the minus as far as I can. I have food, and catfood, so I'm fine for the rest of the month. I just wasn't paying attention to the numbers on my last inhaler. Hope someone can help me out with it, because my health insurance doesn't fully cover it for some reason. I can return the favour in form of drawings or paintings, or if you need something done in photoshop that's also an option. Thank you
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2022.01.27 10:34 Stoepboer Ajaxshowtime is looking for foreign Ajax to interview about how they became a fan and their experiences.

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2022.01.27 10:34 kay2026 a writer

I am looking for a person to help me with writing assignments.
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2022.01.27 10:34 DeltaWho3 Found this on iFunny

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2022.01.27 10:34 DemUnderground Hypocrite Sen Collins: on Biden SC appointee--NO RUSH "it is a lifetime appointment after all."

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2022.01.27 10:34 Grand-Revolution TIFU by making my girlfriend cry in the shower

Me and my beautiful girlfriend currently live together at her family home as I am studying my Master's degree in her hometown and it lets us gauge what it will be like to live together.
My girlfriend works long days (8-10 hours) at a nursery and always has a shower when she gets in while I typically cook dinner.
To preface what is coming, I must divulge that I am quite gassy. 40-60 farts a day gassy. Recently my farts have being flavoured (stuffing fart, onion fart etc...) and have only come in two varieties: Poo and sewage. I also often go for poos not because I need to but because I want to. I suppose this is the polar opposite of snacking when you're not hungry. But on this day my hand was forced.
Well, yesterday I had tried cottage cheese for the first time and I was getting the rumbles. My girlfriend had just gotten in and it was a cold day in South West England so I knew she would spend longer in the shower to warm up.
Well I was beginning dindins when I decided that I needed to go. Now. The cheese was fighting back. So I start the climb to the throne and about halfway up the stairs I hear the shower turn on. oh heck no. So I gallop up to the bathroom door and try the handle but it was locked so I knock on the door and exclaim "Oh heckerooney" loud enough for my girlfriend to hear me. To my luck, my girlfriend hasn't gotten into the steamy stream yet and she unlocked the door to let me in. I told her that I needed a peepee and a poopoo and she got in the shower while I took my rightful seat on the toilet, smiling.
From here it went downhill. At first I clenched upwards, like when you hold a poo in. I do this because it makes the first volley all the more satisfying and you can whip up some serious wind.
Then it hit me. The unflavoured, raw stench of what I had just produced, which I rightfully enjoyed as the fruit of my labour.
But I wasn't the only one. "It stiiinks" said my girlfriend as she reeled from the assault.
I laughed with a mighty "HAHAHA" but she responded
"I'm not laughing" while sniffing uncontrollably.
I had made her cry with my the scent of my entrails!
Through tears and sniffs she said to me "I've had a long day and that is the opposite to what I want to smell in the shower!" To which I couldn't help but laugh a little, much to her chagrin.
I will admit, it did smell. It smelt as if I had slopped a bucket of my poop into the shower with her to steam, becoming a trough of turds. And she couldn't escape.
But I couldn't help it! The cottage cheese had shaken my intestines something fierce. Grabbing my bowels and rattling them like the episode where Bart almost kills Homer with a shaken can of Duff. My girlfriend had just caught in the crossfire.

Sidenote: Why do farts smell more in the bath? I did a tiny parp in the bath once resulting in a single bubble reaching the surface. Apparently this one bubble was enough as it gassed the entire room for the duration of the bath like some sort of cursed Kool-Aid.

TLDR: I shidded and farded so bad it made my girlfriend cry in the shower.
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2022.01.27 10:34 PSUGGs SHIB Army how y'all doin?

Been in this sub since 1500 members. Insane to see it now at half a million. Decided to finally buy back in with this current market dip. Glad to be apart of yall again. Hope everyone is doing well!
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2022.01.27 10:34 xlavenderbones Wearing a figure fitting dress is daunting (keeping it creepy though!) 🖤🎃👻

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2022.01.27 10:34 jaydewbies BRUNOHADE on Instagram is a top guy!!! Damn!! Clearly regretting why i didn’t bet as high as usual this time…

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2022.01.27 10:34 Historical_Annual564 When my friend on xbox one gamepass tried to join my PC (xbox app) game it says they needed an update but it would never update. What gives?

As above - anyone know whats going on? I just bought it on PC and opened it with the xbox app because I had to. I added my friend as a friend on minecraft but when I invite them the xbox tells them they need an update but once they click okay nothing happens (it says it might take a while but they left it on and nothing happened). When they invite me it just doesn't work. We just wanna minecraft :(
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2022.01.27 10:34 ShortAlgo $TCON Waiting for Buy signal on TCON https://t.co/1mZqYAztlB

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2022.01.27 10:34 Meatteo Wag the Dog

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2022.01.27 10:34 DemUnderground I've given up all hope

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2022.01.27 10:34 Classic-Guitar385 https://fknbot.com/invite/862373058 אנשים הבוט הכי טוב שראיתי הוא מוריד בגדים כנסוווו

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2022.01.27 10:34 ChrisVanMeer SOTD Thursday 27 January 2022

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2022.01.27 10:33 DemUnderground 2021 Is first time in 20 years US economy grew more than China's

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2022.01.27 10:33 securoabb [H] 70% paypal [W] USA Apple GC

As stated in the title, i have paypal and im willing to buy apple gift cards at 70% of it’s value.
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2022.01.27 10:33 NakedWanderings VERA PLAYA NATURIST VILLAGE - AERIAL DRONE TOUR

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2022.01.27 10:33 memeaddicted00 Ways to enhance beauty, tips & tricks

I don’t mean the kind of tips that you find all over the internet.. “drink water, eat healthy, sleep” blah blah blah, none of that. Like real ways that enhance beauty (in your opinion). Instant gratification type of things. Makeup tricks, hairstyles, piercings, jewelry etc.
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2022.01.27 10:33 Content-Buffalo-700 Good project

https://www.reddit.com/nagakingdom/
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2022.01.27 10:33 CryptoVib-com Banco Central da Rússia propõe proibição de criptomoedas, mas presidente interrompe tentativa

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2022.01.27 10:33 ShortAlgo $LMNL Waiting for Buy signal on LMNL https://t.co/0s9uOnkxtc

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2022.01.27 10:33 Ankhere123 Just for a survey who is the best striker in the history of Hero ISL?

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2022.01.27 10:33 askoff A cold city

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